#dave post

[mexicanegbert]

post about the upd8 that is not gonna make sense -> thinking about john and dave coming to the same conclusion through vastly different routes (a common theme!!!). they need to leave the narrative and attend to their greater purpose, even if it means leaving everything behind.

likeeee dave left everything behind to escape the feeling that john has been pointing out for ages now. i think they're both stupid about it in their own ways (obviously!) but it's crazy how mirrored they end up being with this feeling. they're offered the choice for freedom of their "normal" narrative at the cost of everything, and they both aren't hesitating to answer.

just look at both of them witnessing the changes that happened in this busted ass adult timeline! they are both at their lowest here- dave's discarded dead body left with his abandoned wife (that his ex-bf didn't even know about!) and john with his realization that his friends and family all have drastically different ideas of what the game Meant. the choice to Literally reflect the conflict in their eyes is nuts. i'm goign crazy omfmg

anyway there's no real thesis here but here's some random and tangentially related thoughts. i've been pondering the truth that jegbert and dave NEED to be in the same timeline + in service to the narrative for the story to be stabilized for eons now, and this sort of gets into that a little. davesprite established this when he came back to keep john alive and stop terezi's games, or when john goes on the scarfquest and has to keep vriska alive. i wonder if this is a subversive callback to that of sorts......... something something dave is a tool again (like terezi) and egbert once again the catalyst for major narrative change (like VRISKA). WHATEVER!

[crustydavestrider]

[oliverainbow]

I blame you for this new ear worm that is the song Carnivore!/pos

hehehehe oh nooo im soooo sorry ← isnt sorry at all

[crustydavestrider]

remind me in several hours to draw this because im going to bed

have been in the "going to bed" stage for like an hour and a half btw

why does the coke freestyle app look like dave strider is talking to you

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[scriblesandbits]

Stupid doodles but what if they did the breakfast club dances

[hamsterdads]

more doodle requests from twt!!!

[keyboardtennis]

me when im stuck at home?

[neostellarjpg]

[eznii]

literally unbelievable that its been 15 years 😭😭😭

[crustydavestrider]

take me to your xbox to play fortnite today you can take me to moisty mire but not loot lake i really want to chug with you we can be pro fortnite gamers

he said hey broski you got some heals and a shield pot i need healing and i am only at 1 hp

hey dude sorry i found nothing on the safari i checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet theres a chest thats just down there the storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare

ive got vbucks that ill spend more than you can contend im a cool pro fortnite gamer (cool pro fornitegamer)

this has been sending me into hysterics for the past 20 minutes

[crustydavestrider]

so you guys know the damnation image right?

ok if you dont: here you go

and unless youre that one guy in the furby fandom who is super autistic and has every fixation on every piece of information in that franchise and branding ever, youre not gonna know what the fuck this thing is, but i found it on someone elses mudae bot roll in a server im a lurker in

and with these two things combined, i bring you:

and also

i call them the "2005 charcoal emoto-tronic furby e-hi from the movie furby island (2005) damnation-mutation brothers"

do whatever you want with these

[uwumuwu]

Fours your thirteen

[entropicbias]

sorry, i am no painter. i am trying to learn.

[sorrelpaws]

Same eye color